4.07.2011

But You Say I'm Just a Friend [PART 2]

So part 1, which I totally recommend you reading first went off like a gun (BANG) I'm thinking we should dive in further how many types of friends are really out there? Here we go.

P.S - Click here for Part 1 (:

Introducing:

The Gossipping Friend: This is the person who legit talks to you for the dirt, whether it's you or someone you know who they don't they need you to dish.


The Get Your Shit Together Friend: Don't call them until after you've grieved for a few days, this is the friend the busts through your self made cavern of self pity picks you up and pushes you out into the world again. You never like it but you know you need it.


The Goal Oriented Friend: Whether it's piles of homework, finals, or just a bug test you can count on them to motivate you and push you through the hurdles of studying. Almost like a library buddy but not as dorky.


The Musical Montage Friend: Does your play list need updating? Are you in need of some illegally purchased tuneage or movies? Don't look away we all do it and when we do normally we call this person.


The Drunken Dialer Friend: After a long night of keg stands or shots are your local watering hole, this person is your first call and text throughout the night. They live for your funny voice mails and will probably be the first to check on you at 8 am.


The Responsible Friend: Need a ride home, don't stumble through the ally and find some random guy. Seriously suck it up and call this person, they have offered a million times before.


The Reactive Friend: "I am so angry, what I did was stupid and irrational but still I AM ANGRY!" Need someone to take your side, maybe fuel your fire call this kid and watch the flames get bigger.


The Gym Friend: With bikini season looming we all are in search of this person, you browse by the gym daily and this person is always there, no one else has such a motivation buddying up to this person makes you go. Thank you six pack.


The Wing Man: We all have one whether it is your best friend, your lifer, or so random drinking buddy. We all need that one person who pushes us one step closer to that one night stand. If you're looking for good morals call someone else, if you're looking for a good time you know their number.


The Let Me Set You Up Friend: Miserable, tired of being single, don't feel like putting yourself out there? Call this friend they always have someone waiting in your make believe line, even if they pick their nose "it's not so bad.."!

That's what I have for now, the saddest part is I just write the names down of people I know and POOF, the list appears. If they actually new anything about who's who on said list I would not be walking.

Praying for my life ;) haha- Happy Thursday!

4 comments:

  1. Ummm if you can send 'The Let Me Set You Up Friend' my way I’d very much appreciate that. Thanks!

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  2. haha I love these! I personally am about half of them, and I could put friends of mine into most of those categories. So fun!

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