Sweet Goodbye Summertime

Cheers ladies & gentlemen, we made it. Another summer complete, as always I will supply you with my sweet summer tell all as there is only one week left which is turning into the most hectic week ever, next week. Before I jump into the dirt, dish, and indignant truth I want to say one thing; thank you to all my loyal readers out there, whether I know you or not thank you for reading, commenting, and viewing. I am so blessed, it is because of all of your positivity that I made it through some of the worst things ever to happen to me this summer and in the process lose roughly thirty-five unneeded pounds. So until next weeks version here are my top lessons learned!

• Not everyone grows up, some actually grow down.
• That fool me once blah blah thing, doesn't work.
• My parents are not gay friendly [SHOCKING]!
• Pets are like siblings that shit outside, you love them just as much.
• Cheating comes in all different packages, cheaters never face the music.
• Karma comes true, I need to watch my back more often.
• TSwift & I were meant to be, who saw that coming.
• I bitch; A LOT.
• All exes are crazy, legit.
• Even though we did it right, everyone still thinks I'm a home wrecker. 
• Sex is really fun when both parties are on the same level.
• I have a rocking personality.
• Confessions of a Chubbie Chick is a piece of me.
• TC&JM are made for each other RIH.
• I am stronger than ever.
• You actually have to listen to the things you write on your body.
• No one wants a happy ending, everyone needs a happy beginning.
• Real people, really stick around.
• It's okay to forgive, just never forget.
• Twitter is a great source to vent.
• I really don't like what some have become.
• Skype saves lives.