Story time kids, gather round and listen close. Not so long ago, not very far away there was these girls..
Okay I can't tell stories that well but damn I wish I could, so do I have a story: of course I do. Tonight everything was fairly normal when my TSwift decided to send me this absurd text message about not being my friend because of her domestic partner's insecurities. Alright my fellow homos and other knowledgeable friends this is obviously a clear case of one partners need to control the other. Basically TSwift's girlfriend decided she would put the ax to TSwift's and my friendship a rather deviant plot however clever none the less. I would like to acknowledge that while TSwift's girlfriend was rather clever I am always two steps ahead.
Immediately I told My TSwift about the ridiculousness of this whole scenario and after hours of rationalizing I think it was finally clear to her that her domestic partner was not in the right. So then we talked about our options and to my astonishment (sarcasm) TSwift and I realized I wasn't doing anything wrong, and there was no behavior to modify because at the end of the day I don't do anything, we are miles apart, and TSwift and I are just friends. So literally hours after our initial text messages I think we both called a truce and I made her promise to be my friend forever.
And we lived happy, in harmony, as friends (just friends), for the rest of our days. The end.
No, not the end. Ha did you guys think this chick was getting off easy. Okay her nickname is now Domestic Partner, anyway who does this chick think she is? New to the gay scene, insecure, in love, overwhelmed, or (dare I say) jealous does not give ANYONE the right to literally not let their partner, lover, friend be friends with others. At one point TSwift said it had something to do with our past and DP not accepting it yet; (ding ding) bull shit! When you get into a relationship with someone you accept their past and present, their good and bad, mistakes and missteps, and love them for who they were as much as who they are. Domestic Partner is just not a good girlfriend I guess, does she not understand the rules, I would suggest couples counseling but honestly who wants to be with someone who's girlfriend is so jealous she can't breath. Silly girl.
Oh women.
Correction to your story, if I may. DP is my girlfriend. It was not her that made me tell you what I did. It was me. 110% me. She has every right to feel the way she does. This isn't about jealousy and you know that. She is my future, and if you can't recognize that, then I don't know what to tell you. And if you really want to keep any kind of friendship with me, you need to respect that I am team girlfriend and always will be.
ReplyDeleteYou were fine with this post last night. I gave you a first look at it, if you remember correctly.
ReplyDeleteI said it was in true Meg fashion. I get you're mad. It get it. But please, keep my relationship out of this.
ReplyDeleteThis is my blog. Please do not criticize what I am writing about because, it's how I'm feeling and that isn't something you control. Unfortunately you brought your relationship into this when you tried to drop me like a hot potato to fix your relationship.
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