But You Say I'm Just a Friend

Friends-

Have you ever really looked into the different relationships you have with different friends, I was thinking about it this morning while I was recovering from a really drunk night. Here's what I have so far:

The Fake Friend: This is the person who legit calls themselves your friend but will literally talk about you behind your back for no reason, no matter how you treat them they are always fake.

The Friendly Friend: A step above the Fake Friend, this person will not normally talk behind your back, but still refers to you as a friend even though they wouldn't pick you up from McD's let alone a life crisis.

The Convenient Friend: This is the person who is there when you need them, but that's about it. They are good people and will ensure you always have something to do.

The Five Minute Friend: Great for about five minutes, then you can't stand them.

The Five Finger Friend: Take everything they need from you, "can I have this?" or "can I borrow that?"

The Flirty Friend: They really aren't your friend, they want more from you and are there to get you in trouble when you're drunk.

The Fighter Friend: The friend who always has your back when a fight is looming, they are there when you need them, and they love the drama.

The "Best" Friend: The friend who truly believes they are your best friend and maybe in that moment they are, but when life moves on so will they no hard feelings but they were so yesterday.

The Lifer: This is the person you can not live without the first one you call, and the one who always looks good next to you. This friend is not only your other half but your soul mate they'll be around forever.

What other kinds of friends do all of you have? What's on your mind in relation to friendship this week?