I'm a grumpy kid this time of year, but right now I am even grumpier then usual. Incase you were wondering there are a bunch of shit talkers focusing on my life this week and frankly I am going to nip this whole thing in the butt right now. Here is my letter to them, you can also find this on my tumblr.
Click Me Baby
Dearest Gossipers,
I am single and I know you all know what that means, it's time for you all to run your mouths. In an attempt to save you all a little time I have compiled a list of several shit talking points, I advise you to embellish them as much as you want in order to receive the most rapid spread of pure gossip. The list goes as follows:
Love,
The Chubbie Chick
Click Me Baby
Dearest Gossipers,
I am single and I know you all know what that means, it's time for you all to run your mouths. In an attempt to save you all a little time I have compiled a list of several shit talking points, I advise you to embellish them as much as you want in order to receive the most rapid spread of pure gossip. The list goes as follows:
- Kayla (my ex) and I still talk, in fact we are good friends.
- There is a boy in my life, yes I refer to him as Blue Eyed Sexy Time.
- I was in New York all weekend drinking obscene amounts.
- I text roughly 20 people a day.
- In a recent study 99.98% of people called me a flirt.
- I'm sexy and I know it.
- On this past scandalous night I was spotted with 3 different guys in a theatre!
Love,
The Chubbie Chick
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