My College Demographic

To all the college students out there take a second and think; what is your college demographic, who are the students, and why are they there?

My college, haha where to begin well 1,700 girls including myself have chosen my tiny, private New England bungalow as the title on their diploma and out of them 500 chose to call this home, as well. For privacy reasons we will refer to my college as The Twilight Zone so let me begin:

The Twilight Zone earned it's name because the students here go in one way, but leave completely different. You see the girls here are mostly straight with intense bisexual tendencies,some though are gay, and the 1% that are straight, face a 87% chance of "being converted". So if they aren't here for the chicks then they are like me, in search of a quality education high in price and low in class size.

I love the Twilight Zone most of the time, it's a love- hate relationship really. I love my education but sometimes the drama and gossip is way too much to handle. What I tell girls is if you have a safe haven within 20 miles of the Twilight Zone then you are good.

Currently I am in what we call the "Fire Place Lounge" with a good friend doing what we do best, bitching. Well the other girls in the lounge haha the knitting club, I kid you not I am into knitting like any well rounded girl scout, but these girls are pounding the yarn hard over there (if you're like me feel free to make that sexual). Any way I understand it takes all kinds to make up a population but this group of women, girls more specifically have me baffled.



So you may ask yourself why I have targeted this innocent group as the focus of my blog, kid you not as I was innocently sitting in the lounge bitching with my friends, they begin giving back rubs. Okay, so this is innocent i'm thinking "knitting must be strenuous" but then out of no where, moaning yes moaning. Oh Twilight Zone you never seis to amaze me.

Chubbie Chick Lesson # 58- When pounding the yarn hard, don't fret just rub it out ;)